Online Shopping Spree Enthusiast Pillows

"...sorry I haven't been in touch. I've been wasting so much time lately on Ebay and Amazon. Or as I like to call it, working from home!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

How Amazon was invented

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Terms and conditions

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"You get one every time you order something online."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

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"Ah, sweatpants."