Online Shopping Spree Enthusiast Gifts

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

How Amazon was invented

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

How would Madam like to pay?

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Terms and conditions

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

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