Shopping Spree Enthusiast Gifts

"You too? You didn't need it, you didn't want it, you didn't even know what it was, but you bought two."

'Your credit cards are smoldering.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

STRIP "Err, excuse me Miss Trimbleton, groceries only please"

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

'The only really satisfying relationship I ever had was with my clothes.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'You must have something in my size?'

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Now you can buy stuff online while you get your cash. It's called Amazon total Marketing."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

Glenda, for the 100th time you can not buy the red dress! Put away your bank card now!

"It's a wrap!"

"If you can't BUY happiness maybe you can get it on hire purchase!"

Santa opens Summer Sale.

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

'Will madam take it home or change it whilst she's already here?'

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

Limo with an extended shopping trolley.

Shopaholic

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

A Child Nags Her Mother.

On Thursday, I ingested 6,200 calories. On Friday, I spent $1,800 at the mall. Binge and splurge.

Good heavens, you don't have to carry all the groceries in one trip.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"