Shopping Spree Gifts

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Shove' (at big sale).

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Shoppers

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'You must have something in my size?'

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"