Shopping Spree Lover Gifts

Choose your method of self care...

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

How would Madam like to pay?

"My husband's suing me for mall practice."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Well, I you still have some money left, I must've forgotten something!"

Winter Sale

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"£800! How can you hide this from your husband?"

'That was a projected surplus!'

Woman with a 'Born to Shop' bumper sticker drives past a man with a 'Forced to Work!' sticker.

Shopping Trips

I'm "The Ghost of Christmas Way-Too-Early." Sale. Walmart.

Giant Shoe Sale

Mall Souvenirs

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Our giant sale now on!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"