Shopping Lover Gifts

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

In The Season.

'It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a supermarket!'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

"Tomorrow! It's the Saint Stephen's Day shopping event of the year!"

"The shoes also have an app that connects to your phone, watch and computer to keep track of all your superfluous purchases."

Random act of violins

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!

Ladies Lingerie.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Girl in front of mirror sees bird in reflection.

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

How would Madam like to pay?