Razor Salesman
Commerce Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures a love for all things commercial and entrepreneurial? Our range of fun and clever items celebrates your passion for shopping, business, and hustle. Whether it’s a gift for a fellow commerce fanatic or a treat for yourself, find something that speaks to your drive and ambition. From humorous t-shirts to quirky mugs, our collection is designed to inspire and amuse every commerce lover.
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
Company sales forecast mirrors the weather
The Salesman
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"
'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till
"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."
'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'
Supply Chain
Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD
Larry's Literary Market
'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'
Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!
"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."
How would Madam like to pay?
"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"
"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."
"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."
"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"
"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."
Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor
Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.
"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"
'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'
"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"
Mate Mart
Music to their ears.
The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'
Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!
'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'
"How much is the sign?"
"I really hate sales meetings"
Commerce Lover Gifts Collection
Commerce Lover Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for commerce lovers—perfect for anyone who appreciates a good joke about business and shopping.
Commerce Lover Pillows
Treat a commerce enthusiast to a cozy pillow that celebrates their passion for shopping and business with clever, stylish designs.
Commerce Lover Prints
Discover prints with witty and creative designs perfect for any commerce lover’s space—bring humor and personality to their walls.
Commerce Lover T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt that speaks to a commerce lover’s spirit—funny, stylish, and full of entrepreneurial flair.