Commerce Lover Pillows

Razor Salesman

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Salesman

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Larry's Literary Market

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

How would Madam like to pay?

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Mate Mart

Music to their ears.

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"How much is the sign?"

"I really hate sales meetings"