Store Lover Pillows

'...and with our new credit scheme. You can buy now and pay as you leave the store.'

"I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper." "What's that?" "It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves." "I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything." "They say if you love your work, you never 'work' a day in your life." "To each his own, I guess." "I love everything about shopping. From the seductive 'OPEN' sign, to the supple checkout lines."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Larry's Literary Market

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Monster Self-Help

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

How would Madam like to pay?

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Last Chance for Everything.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Self-Checkout.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'No thanks, just looking.'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."