Quaint Store Lover Pillows

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Monster Self-Help

"I'd say business was brisk."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'