Quaint Café Lover Pillows

The Lesser Pyramids

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Hats and Food

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Teapot

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Coffee

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'