Quirky Cafe Lover Pillows

"Soup of the day."

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

Buy, Sell, or Trade - Leftovers Cafe.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Snapshots in Time

Coffee Menu

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Lunch

'A sandwich?'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

The Lesser Pyramids

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.