Quirky Cafe Enthusiast Pillows

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

The Lesser Pyramids

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

I recommend the ketchup.

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

"You may have a so-called 'doggie bag,' but there's a $5 sharing surcharge."

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"Soup of the day."

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'

"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"

Sign reads: 'K's Diner Voted Best Restaurant in Town!!'

Lisa's cafe

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

"Sorry, but we're the other kind of cat cafe."

The Really Big Man's Shop