Quirky Cafe Enthusiast Prints

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

The Lesser Pyramids

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

I recommend the ketchup.

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

"You may have a so-called 'doggie bag,' but there's a $5 sharing surcharge."

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"Soup of the day."

'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"

I'm swimming for East Germany. Bring it, tax man! I am Elon Musk! Hear me roar. The caf

Sign reads: 'K's Diner Voted Best Restaurant in Town!!'

Lisa's cafe

Hipster and his beard in a mug.