"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."
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Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.
"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"
Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
The Lesser Pyramids
Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.
How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.
'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'
'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'
I recommend the ketchup.
Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.
One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.
"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"
Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.
Today's special: Roadkill stew.
'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'
101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork
"You may have a so-called 'doggie bag,' but there's a $5 sharing surcharge."
"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"
"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"
"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."
"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."
Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.
"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."
"Soup of the day."
'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'
Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee
"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
I'm swimming for East Germany. Bring it, tax man! I am Elon Musk! Hear me roar. The caf
Sign reads: 'K's Diner Voted Best Restaurant in Town!!'
Lisa's cafe
Hipster and his beard in a mug.
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