Quirky Coffee Shop Goer T-Shirts

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You've Had Enough!

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

How About Serving Us For a Change

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Hipster Coffee

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

'Isn't this the couch we sold at our yard sale? The one the cat peed on?'

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"No... Last year I opened a combination hobby shop and home remedy store. The cops shut me down."

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"Soup of the day."

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

Cash-For-Soul Shop

Hipster and his beard in a mug.