Coffee Shop Goer T-Shirts

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Decapitated coffee.

How About Serving Us For a Change

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

The Coffee Tattoo