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"Soup of the day."

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

Buy, Sell, or Trade - Leftovers Cafe.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Coffee Menu

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Lunch

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'A sandwich?'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

The Lesser Pyramids

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"