Quirky Cafe Goers T-Shirts

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"She always goes for the wrong guy."

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"Soup of the day."

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

Pet-A-Manger

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'

An Aunt-and-Uncle Store...Similar to a mom-and-pop...but we keep our distance.

"Tall and full-bodied...and really chocolaty brown too...if she gets me all nervous and excited, even better!"

"Sorry, but we're the other kind of cat cafe."