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"Tall and full-bodied...and really chocolaty brown too...if she gets me all nervous and excited, even better!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

The Lesser Pyramids

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Hmm... Do I get it?"

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

'I'm still looking for love.'

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"Soup of the day."

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'

"Sorry, but we're the other kind of cat cafe."

Buy, Sell, or Trade - Leftovers Cafe.

"Penny for your Thoughts...dollar for your panties."

'Nice bit of skirt.'

"Of course I'm not French: I just put on the accent to talk to the ladies..."

"Man cannot live on bread alone."