Flirty Café Goer Gifts

"Tall and full-bodied...and really chocolaty brown too...if she gets me all nervous and excited, even better!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

The Lesser Pyramids

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Hmm... Do I get it?"

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

'I'm still looking for love.'

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"Soup of the day."

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'

"Sorry, but we're the other kind of cat cafe."

Buy, Sell, or Trade - Leftovers Cafe.

"Penny for your Thoughts...dollar for your panties."

Your gavel says "no," but your eyes say "I want to see you in chambers, you handsome devil."

"Man cannot live on bread alone."

"Of course I'm not French: I just put on the accent to talk to the ladies..."