Quirky Cafe Goer Gifts

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

"Sorry, but we're the other kind of cat cafe."

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"And now for a long hard look at the changing profile of High Street Banking."

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"Soup of the day."

'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'

Pet-A-Manger

Hipster and his beard in a mug.

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'