Quirky Coffee Drinker Gifts

"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'The first cocktail.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

IT security.

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

Witches Brew

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Getting things done.

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"We've had complaints."