Quirky Coffee Lover Gifts

'Take me into town, Charles, I'd like to try diner coffee.'

"It's a flappacino..."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Waiting for retirement.

Teapot

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Coffee

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.