Quirky Coffee Lover Gifts

'Take me into town, Charles, I'd like to try diner coffee.'

"It's a flappacino..."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

Teapot

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Coffee

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"He gets his best ideas that way."