Coffee Lover Gifts

"Good coffee."

A man filling up his coffee pot, with his brain as a coffee filter.

"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

My Hierarchy of Needs

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

'I was sending an email to a client from my laptop when I spilled the coffee I was drinking, wihile I was on my cell phone, so you see, officer, it wasn't my fault.'

'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'

'There's a thin line between thinking outside the box and a caffeine-induced wacko idea.'

The miracle of genetic engineering

"Uh, Trudy, how's the coffee coming?"

Exams

"A Penny for your Thoughts."

"Don't give the dog any more coffee."

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

I think that may have been one software revision and unnecessary upgrade too many for him.

"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"

'Dozens of gauges and knobs, but not one cigarette lighter to plug in my heated travel mug.'

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'You know you're having a bad day when you put the dirty clothes to bed and the kids in the hamper.'

"Was I supposed to answer? I thought it was a rhetorical text."

How to write

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Quasi-legal Pad.

'Well, I consider myself handicapped until I have my first cup of morning coffee...'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Time for a coffee break... I mean, the computer's down.

"I'm lactose intolerant, this guy is gluten intolerant, and the guy on the end is just intolerant."

Yoga through the Years

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"