Coffee Lovers Gifts

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

Dowsing for Coffee

"And to identify ourselves as Canadians, we're issuing each one of you a mug."

"One cup of coffee after September and he's back and forth to the toilet all winter!"

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

'Good Morning!'

'When are you going to switch to decaf?'

"I haven't been feeling as jumpy since I stopped drinking coffee!"

Cock-A-Doodle-Brew. Coffee joint for Roosters.

Teachers discussing students' mishaps in shop class: 'Teachers talk shop'

'You know you're the most important person on our crew since you keep the coffee machine working.'

'Why do you bother getting out of bed?'

Starbutts.

'Wake up and smell the coffee...it's that brown stuff right next to the bacon.'

Coffee shop 50m...

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

"How's the home schooling going?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I need this! A laptop with a cup holder!"

"Of course this is an emergency, I'm out of coffee!"

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."

"I can hear myself think - in a sort of vibrato."

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"Man's best friends."

Depression and Anxiety

Early morning sun

"I'm here. My sheet is in the wash."

Top Me Off.

Randy;s Man-Lesson: "What you don't know, can't hurt you!"

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Acme Coffee Co.

Canine Coffeetalk: "I could understand it if he was chasing other women. But cars?. . ."

'Mourning!'

"Sorry, but you're just not my cup of tea."