Caffeine Lover Gifts

Deus ex Caffeina

Coffee shop menu flow chart.

'So, you're at your computer 18 hours a day, never exercise and rely on caffeine. What's your blog about?'

Coffee stand-restroom cycle.

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

'Next time try decaf.'

'Don't get me decaffeinated... you wouldn't like me when I'm decaffeinated!!!'

'Your honour, I would like to apologize for my client's crankiness. He hasn't have his morning coffee.'

'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

Storm in a Tea Cup

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'War is really, really bad!'

I've had waaaay too much coffee!

"Her Mandy...the quin?"

'I tell you what: Nothing beats the first coffee of Spring...'

'The doctor allows Sam only one cup of coffee a day.'

'Now go back and get those cases of energy drink.'

'Okay... You can have the coffee. . . Just keep me away from the Liberals!'

"I know caffeine-infused underwear won't help me lose weight, but will it make me perky?"

Coffee selection: 100% Columbian, Hazelnut, and Whitening Formula.

Various snacks and drinks

"I don't think there's anything wrong with my memory that a double espresso can't fix."

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"I'm taking Sam's gym resolution for five hundred. A caffeine-free Jan is impossible."

"A cup, a cup, my kingdom for a cup of coffee."

Coffee Shop

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"It's small, but it's bottomless."

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Coffee Town: Large, Medium, Small, In Pill Form.