Caffeine Devotee Gifts

'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"As soon as Juan Valdez gets here I'll have my coffee black."

"Can we stop in here real quick first?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Twitching coffee shop.

You've Had Enough!

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I was offered a hip replacement, so I asked for it to be replaced with a cafetière."

"A hot cup of coffee always puts me in a good mood. It's worth a try."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Eternal Student.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'These are job perks.'

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Allegro con molto espresso

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.