Caffeine Devotees Gifts

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Man's best friends."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joined at the hipster.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"How about a little more coffee?"

Coffee Menu

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Night-shift entrance

'You've had enough.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."