Caffeine Lovers Gifts

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Man's best friends."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Allegro con molto espresso

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Non-Power Breakfast

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Writers without borders.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."