Caffeine Enthusiast Gifts

A man filling up his coffee pot, with his brain as a coffee filter.

Coffee options.

Instant human... just add coffee

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"She'll come back...she always comes back."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'There's a thin line between thinking outside the box and a caffeine-induced wacko idea.'

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

"Nope, no New Year's resolutions for me this year—I'm still working on a backlog dating from '87."

'It was inevitable, I suppose. They've gone and virtualized the coffee in the 'Cloud'.'

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

'While we're on the subject of basic human rights, are we all aware that the coffee machine in the hall is broken?'

For one thing, she drinks too much tea.

"I hate goodbyes too, Larry, but I'm just going to get a coffee"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Maybe you wouldn't be so penniless a writer if you stopped writing in expensive coffee shops.'

'Well, I consider myself handicapped until I have my first cup of morning coffee...'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Until I've had my coffee, I'm only capable of talking about coffee."

"Man, since we installed the coffeepots, production has REALLY perked up!"

'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'I'm not a morning person. I can't rise until I've had my coffee.'

Have a nice downward spiral.

"I discovered coffee!"

'Your call is important to us but so are our mocha lattes. Stay on the line. We will be with you shortly.'

"I've transferred all my vacation time into absurdly long coffee breaks."