Café Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

Sandwich board with, 'Free lunch at Arnie's' on the back and 'There's no such thing as a...' on the front.

'If he doesn´t bark in French don´t answer him.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Man sitting outside 'Brasserie' gets trumpet played in ear

Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.

"I love working remotely from this cafe. The atmosphere's so tranquil, although it tenses up a bit at lunchtime."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'Care to guess how you rated in my diary last night?'

The Loyal Dog

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

Restaurant - 'Waiter! Waiter!'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

Kid, you stand accused of stealing credit card numbers over the internet. Do you realize that when people use those credit cards at my cafe, I'm the one who gets stuck with the bill? Not the credit card companies. They've got the system rigged. I pay. The small retailer. Me! I find the credit card companies guilty of fraud! They're not on trial, sir.

Sonny, I noticed your wireless access is down. We're having technical difficulties. I see. Get it working or I will put my shoe in your keister. And one cup of peppermint tea please. Some 'net addicts will surprise you.

Can I ask you something man-to-man? What's up? Let's say you're delivering your usual enormous campaign contributions to the members of the city zoning board to ensure no potential competitors can open a café within 50 miles of our own. And let's say you realize you've fallen madly in love with one of the cronies you're bribing. Does it violate any sort of guy code to pursue a romance with you own crony? Very long talk ahead.

Today, we announce our grand opening sale. Opening of what? Of the cafe. It's been open for years. Minor detail. It's like saying a sale means lower prices. We bow, Master Cheapskate.

Armstrong, how can we have a grand opening sale? The cafe opened years ago. Big deal. It sounds great: Grand Opening. Check out the banner I had made. Grand Opening. Everything must go!!! You'll say anything. If you find lowers prices, my name isn't Dan Leidershvantz III.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Tommy, I have a question for you. I didn't do nothin'. We're missing a scone. Now, no one's accusing you of anything. I swear, you've got the wrong guy. I definitely didn't take a scone when you went to check email because I was super hungry. You have the right to remain silent. I did it!

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

This is Anderson Cooper, live, at the scene of an incredible, unfolding story. A tiny internet caf

Mumble. What? Mumble. Can't understand your order. Pandemic! Mumble. You're ordering pandemic?

This caf

High Street

I remember when you used to cock your head and listen to me like that.

Boss, the customers are asking what happened to the stools. What do they mean? The round seat parts are gone. They're just poles sticking out of the floor now. The biggest problem a caf

We're back, baby! Oh, no. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr. Web. $12.50. I'll have Jell-o. Make that two Jello-os. We're celebrating. The old lady and I are back together again. What? How dare you?! I'm only four months older than you. You're on thin ice, darling. Oh, I'm on thin ice, snookums? Am I the one who invited his freeloading sister to live with us without even a discussion? Am I the one who "accidentally" left the gate open so her husband's beloved dog could run away? ... Dear? You're the

"I became a morning person for the food."

Pret A Fermer

A customer eats a book in a bookstore cafe.

How Bad Could It Be?

"Here's a cappuccino place. Oh, forget it—too many nose rings with sketchbooks."