Café Discussion Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, it's hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joined at the hipster.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

All-Day Breakfast

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Pull an all-nighter?

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."