Coffee Conversation Enthusiast Gifts

Nostalgia Club: This week's topics: Low gas prices, coffee klatches and pensions.

"Did you see the supermoon?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

All-Day Breakfast

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Pull an all-nighter?

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Decapitated coffee.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"