Coffee Chat Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Night-shift entrance

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Starbucks Siren

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Rocket Parking

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

Self-Isolatteion