Coffee Chat Connoisseur Gifts

'Yes, it was love at first sight. Who would've thought that five years on, I'd be sick of the sight of him?!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Hats and Food

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Men gossiping

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Who gets the decaf?'

Yummy Mummies

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Tired Barbie

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.