Coffee Connoisseur Gifts

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Instant human... just add coffee

"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."

"Shall make another pot?"

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"She'll come back...she always comes back."

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'It's an espresso latte, I thought you might need it.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

'Miss Frimley, do I take sugar'

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

Coffee shop menu flow chart.

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)

'We'd like to get away from it all, but stay within walking distance of a Starbucks.'

'It's my sinuses, Doctor - I wake up but I don't smell the coffee.'

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

Coffee stand-restroom cycle.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Starbucks seem to be popping up everywhere these days..

'No way was that decaf.'

"We'd like to get away from it all, but stay within walking distance to a 'Starbucks'."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

'Ow, ow!.. Brain melt!'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Yep, it's just what I suspected: You've sprung a leak in the main corporate coffee supply line!'