Caffeine Connoisseur Gifts

Law School teacher.

'Vitals look good. . .but I am a little worried about your red bull consumption.'

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Builders and Tea.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

Coffee Time Crossword

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

"It's best to stay out of Emma's way until after she's had her morning coffee!"

"I had a wonderful time. Would you like to come up for a Half Caff, Ristretto, Quad Grande, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Double Soy, Skinny Latte?"

'We just have them drink 10 cups of espresso each morning and VOILA! Energy-free jack-hammers!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Coffee overload.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

High Street Coffee Houses.

'What did we do before green tea?'

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

'I like my extra bold Rain Forest-friendly dark roast with a can of industrial strength chemical energy drink.'

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

"We charge extra if you don't know the Italian names for our cup sizes."

"I knew you'd like this place."

"Did you order the nicotine-caffeine-alcohol combo special?"

"He drinks from the cup of a different brewer."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It takes years of skill, dedication and training to become a world-class barista. . . Anyway, all you've got to do is press this button."

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."

You've been extending Randy credit to buy food and drinks? You've no right! That's thousands of dollars. Have you any idea what that … Armstrong? Defibrillator. C'mon, really. It's not that bad. Okay, fine, make a show of it. Defibrillator! And a coroner.