Coffee Talk Enthusiast Gifts

Expresso: 'I hate sushi...See that ugly baby?...You're wearing that?'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

EU and India partnership.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

All-Day Breakfast

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Pull an all-nighter?

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Decapitated coffee.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."