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Expresso: 'I hate sushi...See that ugly baby?...You're wearing that?'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

All-Day Breakfast

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Pull an all-nighter?

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Decapitated coffee.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b