
"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
So you're a mocking bird...
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'
"Say, when did you get so fluff?"
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
"I disagree — I think humans are funny."
"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."
"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"
Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.
"So, what do you do for play?"
"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."
"Pssst! I had some CGI done."
“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”
"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."
What price beauty?
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"
Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.
"He gets easily abstracted."
'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'
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