Coffee Aficionado Gifts

Law School teacher.

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

Coffee options.

Back to work...

'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

'Hi. Would you guys be interested in a Starbux franchise?'

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

'Damn it...I only wanted a quick coffee.'

Commercial space travel is expensive.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"When did your shift start?" - "February!"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Can I hold it for a while?'

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

"I'm fed up with the daily grind...."

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

Reason #23 why it's dangerous to let dogs hang their heads out windows: they may put expensive espresso's on your credit card.

Skilled Labor vs. Unskilled Labor

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

Coffee making instructions in the teacher's lounge.

"Guess who finally got that corner office,honey?"

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"He's not himself until that first cup of coffee."

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Seattle. 10 Starbucks.

"Don't smile, you're on Candid Camus."

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'