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'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

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"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

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"I'm losing my patience with you."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

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"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

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