Coffee Afficionado Gifts

". . . This artificial intelligence is going to far. . ."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Two vegans, please."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Non-Power Breakfast