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'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'

'Hi. Would you guys be interested in a Starbux franchise?'

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Commercial space travel is expensive.

"When did your shift start?" - "February!"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

'Can I hold it for a while?'

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

Skilled Labor vs. Unskilled Labor

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

'I'm still waking up OK, but recently I haven't been smelling the coffee.'

"I'm fed up with the daily grind...."

Reason #23 why it's dangerous to let dogs hang their heads out windows: they may put expensive espresso's on your credit card.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

'Hot Coco with whip?'

Coffee Sizes - Unregulated and Too Big To Fail.

Seattle. 10 Starbucks.

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Coffee making instructions in the teacher's lounge.

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

"Except for having a low deductible health insurance plan, Jacob's everything I could ever want in a man."

Vending Machine - Outsource your work

'I always drink from a travel mug at home. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house.'