Coffee Aficionados T-Shirts

Coffee sizes

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

Mourning break.

"Heck, yeah, we have benefits! Take the coffeepot, for instance...it's always full."

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

Regular $3, with commercials $2

'Hello? Lester's Coffee Shop?'

The Conversation Cafe

The Movers Strip - Freshly ground coffee

Bunny in People Slippers.

'The recession is now affecting Ralph's hairline.'

"It's a mug's game!"

'In hindsight, I'd say never broach the subject of marriage on the Long Island Expressway.'

"I like how we've changed our routine by going to the cafe Sunday mornings."

"How did you sleep?"

"I've bought you the decaf flat white you ordered via the smart speaker."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Self-Isolatteion

Rocket Parking

"I'm not sure if getting coffee is such a good idea."

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.

"Happy New Quarter."

Starbucks Siren

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."

"So, how do you like cappuccino?"