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"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Man's best friends."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Writers without borders.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

All-Day Breakfast

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Coffee shop

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Pull an all-nighter?

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'