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"Can we stop in here real quick first?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

Writers without borders.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Non-Power Breakfast

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

All-Day Breakfast

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Pull an all-nighter?

Coffee shop