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"Damn To-Go punks!"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Whipped cream?'

Sermon on the Grounds...

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Writers without borders.

Non-Power Breakfast

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

All-Day Breakfast

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Pull an all-nighter?

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

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