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"Any of you pretty ladies just get my e-mail?"

"Fetch chai tea latte, 43rd and Third Avenue, next to Walgreens."

"Spare anything to help me get a macchiato?"

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Latte conditioner - adds extra foam.

'The first thing we have to decide is why we aren't meeting at a STARBUCKS.'

"I hate people buy a coffee and then spent all day in the café working

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Joined at the hipster.

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Writers without borders.